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Winds of change rustle the pine needles
Authors: Piers MaclarenPublication: New Zealand Journal of Forestry, Volume N.Z.J.For. 2009, Issue N.Z.J.For. 54(1) 2009, pp 2, May 2009
Publisher: New Zealand Institute of Forestry
Abstract: Take a melting pot (say, 27 million hectares of predominantly steep country in the South Pacific), and stir in some Polynesians and sheep farmers. Marinate for a century or two. When wool prices have evaporated, boost the land value 4-5 fold - or until the bubble is about to burst. Mix in a generous dash of Pinot Noir wine and Fonterra milk. Pour through a carbon sieve - checking carefully for holes first. Garnish with native forest (eco-sauced - not for consumption), and serve together with Economic Crunch. This will create an interesting conversation piece for your political party.